Forbidden Questions ni TurismoBoi

21 foolish questions by turismoboi:

1. Who is the male or female celebrity you had sex with? (if yes, give EASY clues if you dont want to drop names, if none, then Who is the celebrity you would want to have sex with? hehehe)

hihi kahit na wa pa akiz na natitikman na jortista, gusto ko tikman ung roco brothers.. ng sabay!

2. Have you ever tasted your own cum? Why? (if not, will you ever consider doing it?)

naman! Nagtaka akiz anung taste.. pero wit ko nalasahan kasi parang nandiri din akiz after. haha


3. What, Who and Where is your greatest sexual fantasy? Why?

bet ko eh mga players tapos orgy kami sa basketball court. hihi kinky!!

4.Who is the blogger that you have fantasized naked? Why?

wa pa. hihi kikilalanin ko muna mga blogistaers...

5. If God created you as a woman? What is your name and Why?

Eshusmi?! Gurl na kaya akez! Impaktang tanong to! hahaha

6. Who would you choose to save in a sinking boat, your mother or your partner that you love, Why?

ay, love ko c mama. madaming pwedeng ilove pero ang mudrakels ko ay nag iisa!

7. What would you do if your partner tells you that he wants to experience threesome with you and his exboyfriend and if you dont agree he will leave you? (think like you dont have any other choice and consider that you're suicidal if he leaves you)

uhmm.. cute ba ang ex? hehe joke! Ciempre wit akiz papayag. Bakit ba kelangan makihati pa ang nakaraan?

8. Partner asks you to swallow his cum? Will you do it?

pwede kaso fuck ko muna cia. hihi

9. If your still not "OUT", Narrate us how will you tell it to your parents? (if you're out, tell us in details how you did it)

ay bet ko sa birthday ko para naman mejo dramatic. may background song at confetti. hihi

pero naman, sa lagay kong itei, wit pa ba nila knows? I mean, shunga ba sila? ahahha

10.Have you ever fantasize having sex with your father's friend? How about your father?

Uhm.. shoktayin mo na lng akiz! Kadiri ah. haha

11. You are in climax when one of the members of your family saw you jacking off while watching gay porno, What will be your best excuse?

kunwari mabbwisit akiz, "anu burr? Whynezz naman itei puro boys! Kadiri to ah!" hahaha

12. Partner cheated you, What will be your best break up line?

"minahal kita pero anung ginawa mo? wit pa ba sapat ang pagchupa ko sayo? Ang pagbigay ng aking dangal at puri? ... don't worry... I don't get mad.. i get even."

13. Job interview for your dream ideal job, the old fat effeminate grouch gay owner of the company will hire you ONLY IF you have sex with him? Will you do it? (Consider your jobless and this is the last job in the wholewide world)

shet. effort it. tayuan kaya akez? haha pwede cguro pero kelangan d magdidikit ang labi ko sa katawan nia at magtatakip cia ng kumot para wetpax lng ang makita ko at matira. hahaha

14. It was noon, you got mugged, They left you naked, no money, no clothes to steal nearby, nothing to cover up, you have to walk 5 blocks to get to your house, incidentally theres no other way but to pass ur favorite enemie's house, who is currently smoking outside his door, What would you do?

lakad lng. magnasa ka sakin, gurl! hahahah

15. What is your funniest sexual experience?

after ko magcum, ticklish na ang lola mez. so nung mejo may kiskis factor pa ang boylet, tawa ako ng tawa kasi horny pa cia kaso nawala na daw katatawa ko. hahaha

16. You are a Harry Potter character? What is your name and What will be your significance to Harry's mission?

barbara ang name ko pa din noh! tapos maiinis cia kay ginny kasi nainlab sa iba. sakto, nakita nia ako bumabayla ng wand kina Ollivander, ayun, magjowa na kami! hehe

17. Judgement day! God asks you what is the one good deed you have done to be able to save your ass and go to heaven? Did it help mankind?

job interview itei? minsan nakatulong naman akiz sa mga tao kahit na maliit na bagay lng. kaya labs ako ng friends kiz! hehe

18. Will you fight for your partner over your parents? Why?

well kung nasa tamang direksyon ang jowakelz ko, why not dba? Pero not to the point (balde, dali!! Dugo!!) na makikipagpalitan ako ng maaanghang na wrods. parents pa din un ciempre..

19. If given a chance for a free makeover surgery, What is the only part of your body that you would like to change? Why?

bet ko shumangkad! Kahit wiz ko gusto aminin, fonggok ang lola mez!!

20. In your next life, you will be reincarnated as _ _ _?

a geisha. suzyal un. Girl na, full make up pa! hihi

21. Would you consider having sex with turismoboi? Why?

c turismoboi? Uhmm.. gurl, d ata tayo talo... hihi